Salm 'n Harley: She Said "Noooooooooo!!"

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a motorcycle."

...but we're still getting married

We'd be thrilled if you would support the foundation of our union by celebrating with us

Saturday 5th July 2025

@

The Old Nun's Head,

Peckham

What Can I Expect?

We've been working closely with one of the best wedding planners in the country, Walter West-Amani.

They have assured us we will receive the day of our dreams.

'Nuff said.

One of those, please!

a woman in a white dress standing in a graveyard

A close-up of a wedding scene featuring a bride in an elegant white dress with intricate beadwork and a groom in a dark suit. The groom is pouring champagne into a glass held by the bride. Nearby is a multi-tiered cake with tall decorative candles. The background shows soft lighting in hues of blue and yellow.

A bride in a white wedding gown stands solemnly in a dimly lit room with two illuminated crosses in the background, holding a bouquet of flowers. The floor features a checkered pattern.

A person dressed in a white wedding gown, partially covered by a delicate, translucent veil. They are holding a bunch of wheat stalks in their hands. The lighting is moody and dramatic, creating shadows that emphasize the texture of the veil and gown.

* Artist's Impression: actual wedding may vary

Join Us! Join Us!

Address

THE OLD NUN'S HEAD

15 NUNHEAD GREEN, LONDON SE15 3QQ

www.theoldnunshead.co.uk

Time

4pm - Midnight

a body of water with a small island in the middle of it

How Did We Get Here?

One night in deepest, darkest lockdown, two unsuspecting singlets met for a wander in the woods. Lost among the trees, the chemistry lab exploded, fireworks painted the skies. The rest is history.

Against the backdrop of the ever-looming commandment to grow up and behave like adults, we've decided to marry our fortunes together. Rest assured though, it's just a pretence, a facade. After all, you're only as young as the moments you steal.

Sometimes the frolicking has to come to an end.
The salmon, tired from chasing waterfalls, lays calm in the sunny waters of the motorcycle.
As was written in the ballad of Salm 'n Harley.

And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"

And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done!?"

"I'm so tired of playing, playing with this bow and arrow, gonna give my heart away, leave it to the other girls to play"

When the bell tolls midnight, the eternal damnation of marriage shall slowly get fat in front of the television, and gyrate in a sea of Just Eat packaging.

Such is the English way.

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

And you may ask yourself, "Well,

Eternity?

Live.. Laugh... Love?

Who knows what flutters across the brow of fate when two souls collide?

'Meant to be' seems fraught with simplicity, to surrender one's autonomy

Efforts sustained to build a world, two souls, in marriage, become one

I am your ocean, my dancing rainbow, pained by your frowns, in search of your smiles

Take my arm through this pageant of uncertainty, let us share a world without secrets

A lifetime is but a moment, yet eternity is by your side

Gifts

Your presence and blessings are our only request. We already have two toasters, and that's plenty.

We're planning an extended trip for our honeymoon. If you'd like to contribute to broaden our horizons, we'd love to send you a postcard from the road with everything you've made possible for us.

Gift List